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326 Mesaj -
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Kayıt Tarihi: 15.10.2003
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En Son On: 07.11.2005 - 06:47
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Cinsiyeti: Erkek
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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"
The brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"Come on! Jump! You gotta jump." say the firemen to the Redhead. "Oh no! You are going to pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.
"No! It's brunettes that we can't stand. We're Okay with Redheads." repied the firemen.
"Okay." said the redhead, and she jumped. SWISH! The firemen yanked the blanket away, and the lady was flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the blonde stepped to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yelled, "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away." yelled the blonde. "No! Really! You have to jump. We won't pull the blanket away," answered the firemen.
"Look," the blonde said. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away. So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it."
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Ekleme Tarihi: 09.07.2004 - 09:04 |
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326 Mesaj -
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Kayıt Tarihi: 15.10.2003
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En Son On: 07.11.2005 - 06:47
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Cinsiyeti: Erkek
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I hope blonde visitors, if any, are not offended by my jokes.
These are jokes only.
In reality, mental capabilities of people are not affected by the color of their hair.
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Ekleme Tarihi: 14.07.2004 - 12:20 |
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379 Mesaj -
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Kayıt Tarihi: 31.12.2003
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En Son On: 08.09.2007 - 21:03
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Cinsiyeti: Erkek
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Mental capabilities of people are concerned about brain's curl I think.
your joke is too pleasant
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Ekleme Tarihi: 16.07.2004 - 08:40 |
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